MUSEUM ART STORE
Original sculptures for sale.
As time allows I will be adding other art in various mediums.
If interested please call the artist at: 541-440-0002
Or email at: dave@davearcher.com
"Bobble Bunny" by Dave Archer
approx. 10 inches tall ........... $550. SOLD
Note: head bobbles
"Fat Rabbit" by Dave Archer
approx. 8 inches tall ........... $375. SOLD
"Flush Toilet" by Dave Archer
approx. 7 inches tall ........... $300.
Note: move flush handle & eyeball pops up from behind
w/removeable corn turd
"Gay Marriage Timer" by Dave Archer
approx. 9 inches tall ........... $400. SOLD
Note: removable timer measures gay marriage laws
passing in every state three minutes at a time
"I Hate You This Much" by Dave Archer
approx. 7 inches tall ........... $275. SOLD
"Thomas Kinkade Memorial Piss Pooh" by Dave Archer
approx. 9 inches tall ........... $450.
Note: According to the LA Times, Thomas Kinkade, the highest paid artist in American history, recently piddled on the large Winnie the Pooh statue in the Disneyland Hotel, and got caught. He also got caught whizzing in two different elevators, then, egads, gropping the bazooms of one of his Signature Gallery franchise holders in the company of multiple witnesses, thus losing most of his huge Christian fan base, not mention a bazillion dollars. I take no pleasure in kicking other "artists" when they're down, but really. Okay, yes I do.
When the judge asked him why, "Thom" said, "I mark my territory."
Good for you Thom, so do I.
"Rabid Ears" by Dave Archer
approx. 6 inches tall ........... $475. SOLD
"Sinbad the Cat" by Dave Archer
approx. 9 inches tall ........... $300.
Note: Real cat skull found in Oregon hills.